


i had a birthday last month. so i ate 25 plates of salmon sushi, 1 chocolate cake and 1 hello kitty grape juicebox. it took me about 45 minutes. i could have done it a lot quicker, but some middle aged man next to me kept asking about steven segal.
after i hit 10 plates of salmon. people around me and the employees started to take notice. i was just killing it. but once i reached 18, i started to lose steam, and people around me started asking, why all the salmon?
i failed last year, but this year, i did it! but walking home i almost lost it on a street corner. the whole rest of the day, i was definitely not right. will i do the same next year? maybe not. i'll try to eat 27 of something else. if you have an idea, you got about 11 months to pass it along to me.